Well, we did it. We tried swearing at him, yelling at him, crying, and finally pleading with him. But to no avail.

And then we tried something noone had thought of before, we tried a bit of the ol' reverse psychology on him. Evidence 1 :

AND IT WORKED!!

Congrats to everyone, you really worked hard and came through, were off to spank Rotface's arse now :D